Pac-Man, to whom Xandir confesses his homosexuality, Reveals Ms. Bizarro Captain Hero, with whom Captain Hero once had a gay affair in the men's room of a bus station, shows up, and Hero kills him when it becomes apparent that Bizarro Hero feels he is under no obligation to keep their encounter a secret. To make him feel better, the other housemates throw him a party attended exclusively by homosexuals (a 'gay bash', a play on the term gay bashing, meaning a violent attack against homosexuals), during which Xandir accepts that he's into kinky gay sex. However, a bizarre ritual involving the ancient Wood Beast finally makes Xandir acknowledge that he is, in fact, a homosexual.
Captain Hero suggests that Xandir is gay, which Xandir denies despite several 'gay tests' confirming it. The housemates are given a new sewing machine, and no one is more excited about it than Xandir. Spanky sees that Ling-Ling has a special talent for sewing and drives him as a slave who makes sneakers.
Xandir realizes that he's gay and tries denying that it's true.
